A few important things I need to say before you crack into my insanely sweet game: (oof, here we go again) I’m a mercenary with an accelerated healing factor, I’ve been described as unstable, which is just plain coo-coo (Wait, do sane people say coo-coo?), I’m gonna battle for the safety of humans and mutants. (And even mumans.) Be prepared for just about anything. (Holla!)
– I made my game a 3rd-person action-shooter. (Yep, you get to look at my heinie.)
– Some of my X-Men pals (Whoa, what pals?!) are making an appearance. (Hope you don’t mind picking hair out of your tacos.)
– I’m really good at killing, so I made it a blast stringing together combos, & totally eviscerating my enemies. (Ev-is-cer-a-ting!)
– I brought a buttload of my favorite things. Katanas (check), guns (bang!) explosives (boom), duct tape (quack) & of course, yours truly
– ME! (Checkmate!)
– I’ve included all my DLC from earlier versions in this game, just for YOU, my biggest fan!